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Apr. 19th, 2006 @ 10:29 pm
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Has anyone here ever seen those Chevy Chase Vacation movies? Specifically, the one where they drive all the way to Wally world to find out its closed?
I went all the friggin way to Houston, TX to find out that the New Orleans refugees looted (or erm, "found"?) Astroworld so bad Six Flags wrote it off and closed it down.
They were there because Houston felt bad for them, and let them in for free.
Fuck you, New Orleans.
Just because you decided to live in a city shaped like a fucking bowl doesnt mean you're allowed to tear down cool roller coasters.
Like you couldn't see a flood coming.
On a similar note, Jesse Jackson is a fukcing cunt. Make some sense! Chocolate New Orleans... and bright lice with jam and foxes... pfft.Is feeling::  Mad at New Orleans |
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Damned right it does.
Seriously, what happened to GOOD dance music like Daft Punk, M&H Band and ALL the bands from like, 10 years ago? All we got these days is the crap they play on Winamp's "hardcore" techno and it's like, some retard kid with a keyboard with the default beat playing while they add some sirens or some drums. SERIOUSLY, no one likes that kinds of shit. If anyone does, it's only because they're too young to remember music back when it was more than crap thrown together by DJ No Name.
People will buy anything these days just because its publicity screams louder than some other dude's product's publicity. If you don't believe me, count how many people you walk by today that wear Nike, how many people bought Norton Antivirus or who drink fucking diet energy drinks. For the record, Nike employees Asian kids to make their shit and sell it at inflated prices because they know the average consumer is a fucking SHEEP and they'll buy whatever they're told. Norton is a POS antivirus that's expensive and uselessly large. I mean, from personal experience, I found that *most* viruses aren't really dangerous, but they take us assloads of space and use up sys ressources and make your PC SLOW DOWN. Norton does exactly the same thing. Diet engery drinks are like a paradox in themselves; energy is SUGAR. If you want to drink crap and not get a fat ass, maybe you should just EXCERSIZE MORE.
Seriously, people... stop buying shit. And stop listening to minimalist techno like it's the hottest thing since sliced bread. It sucks! I can't even go to dance clubs anymore because all they play is shitty rap, remixes of pop and that crappy new techno. Only gay bars play good music, and Le Parking won't let me in on Saturday nights because I have boobies.
To illustrate my point, hear this:
A friend of my fiance, Fink, used to work in a health food store. There was this pipe in the ceiling there that would constantly drip and make these wierd pinging noises over and over.. same fucking noise all bloody day long. Some fucktard walks in one day and asks him if they're playing minimalist techno.Is feeling:: bitchy Listening to:: Spock yelling "BLOODY!" over and over |
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Children, do you remember the story of the phoenix? The mythical bird of fire that dies and then rises up from its own ashes?
People can be phoenixes too, in the sense of reinventing themselves. Bothered by what you once were, rise up and turn yourself into something new. Be reborn. |
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Dec. 14th, 2005 @ 06:19 pm
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Someone sent me an email today on my employee account (I work for my ISP, remmeber?). I was at work and assumed it was some retarded forward from a coworker, but then I remembered that Bell hired like 80% immigrants and anyone who didnt like them would be fired so fast they wouldn't know what hit them).
Anyways, here it is:
Will we still be the Country of choice and still be Canada if we continue
> to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that
> came to live in Canada because it is the Country of Choice??????
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> Think about it!
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> All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS?
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> I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by
> everyone..............we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to
> be Season's Greetings.
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> It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this
> winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday?
>
> We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend
>anyone,
> that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with
> that.
> This says it all!
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> This is an editorial written in a
> Toronto newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please!
>
> IMMIGRANTS,
> NOT Canadians
> MUST ADAPT.
> I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we
> are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist
> attacks on Sept. 11,
> we have experienced a surge
> in patriotism by the majority
> of Canadians. However...... the dust from the attacks had
> barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining
> about
> the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.
>
> I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who
>is
> seeking a better life by coming to Canada
> Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants.
> However, there
> are a few things that those
> who have recently come to
> our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand.
> This idea of Canada being a
> multicultural community
> has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As
> Canadians.......
> we have our own culture, our
> own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has
>been
> developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions
> of men and women who have sought freedom.
>
>
> We speak ENGLISH/FRENCH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese,
> Japanese, Russian, or any other language.
> Therefore, if you wish to become part
> of our society, learn the language!
> "We Stand On Guard For Thee" is our national motto. This is not some
> Christian, right wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because
> Christian men and women.......on Christian principles.............
> founded this nation..... and this is clearly documented.
> It is certainly appropriate to display it
> on the walls of our schools.
> If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world
> as
> your new home.........because
> God is part of our culture.
>
> We
> are happy with our culture and have
> no desire to change, and we really
> don't care how you did things where
> you came from.
> This is
> OUR COUNTRY,
> our land, and our lifestyle.
> But once you are done complaining....... whining...... and griping.......
> about our flag.......
> our pledge...... our national motto........or our
> way of life....I highly encourage you to
> take advantage of one other Great Canadian Freedom.......
>
> THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.
>
>
> It is Time for Canada to Speak up
> If you agree -- pass this along;
> if you don't agree -- delete it!
>
> AMEN
>
> I figure if we all keep passing this to our friends
> (and enemies) it will also, sooner or later
> get back to the complainers, lets all try,
> please
In essence, this is exactly the type of person we DON'T want in our country. I hate to have to remind this dude, but Canada was made the wonderful country is is today by immigrants. Tons of French and British settlers came here a long time ago, and the British proceeded to kick the shit out of everyone else-- Native Aemricans and French included. The French were actually better pacifists... sure, they could be assholes sometimes to the Red Man but at least they killed less of them than the Brits did.
So if you have a beef with immigrants, then you should naturally be some hacked off full-blooded Native. No subsitutes, please. If you're anything else than a direct descendant of the people this great land spawned then YOU are an immigrant, and forfeit your right to whine about the rest of them.
My family are modern Canadians. My mother's parents are direct imports from Holland and my dad's family comes from some bizarre mix of Scotts and the Desjardins family (who have been here quite some time, but who orginated, obviously, from France). I myself was born here, and so were my mother and my father. I consider myself a Canadian, but I am still not descendly directly from the original Native stock. You probably are something similar, either a direct import, or some kinda watered-down hybrid of various cultures. Get used to it.
What the author if this ill-thought rant didnt take into account was that 99% of the people here don't come from here. What makes Canada the best country in the world is our cultural diversity. If he likes God so much he should either move the States (no direct offense meant to my American comrades, though) or shoot himself and rise up to Heaven or whatever their afterlife is. I'm sorry, but there is nothing more cool than diversity. I personally can't stand religion being made public, but hey-- that's life. Everyone should be allowed to do whatever they want in their own homes as long as they're not bothering anyone. Screw Christmas-- it's all commercialized these days anyways. Who cares that some dude who people mistook for the Savior was born on December 25th? It's all about family and presents, man! And fruitcakes that double as paperweights and doorstops. THAT'S Christmas!
And seriously, there is nothing better than having friends and family that have a different culture than your own. Think about it-- how boring would it be if we were all generic brown-haired and brown-eyed white people that speak Enlglish, French or both? Where's the variety? Where are the handsome Germans? The exotic Asians? The gorgeous Greeks? And what about everyone else in between-- you're most likely from mixed ancestry yourself. Next time anyone wants to whine about how they don't want to see immigrants, think about how much your life would suck without all the tantalizing diveristy we have here-- in food, culture, language, entertainment and more! Would you want to watch CBC and eat poutine all day? No-- I need my imported pop culture and my tzaziki sauce!
Besides, there is nothing sexier than being dirty-talked to in a language you don't understand. Disagree? Try it and you'll see what I mean :P
So screw the generic White Man. Screw English and French only. Screw closed-minded people who think the only heterosexuality is acceptable.
Viva freedom of choice. Viva your right to be your own person and do your own thing and eat your own food and dress the way you want. Long live cultural diversity in its greatest form.
Behold-- THIS IS CANADA. Now get the fuck out of my country if you hate what it stands for.Is feeling:: aggravated Listening to:: The Planets (Mars)-- Gustav Holst |
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I came back home from last night's excursion (which involved Beekin's Impala refusing to start and him gunning it like a psycho when it did like an hour later, buying a Roboraptor with government money and falling asleep while watching the first Willy Wonka movie in French) to find this on the desktop's keyboard:
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/323/5/4/Phone_Lesson_by_Wolfbird.jpg
I know this link will probably break, but if it does just go to www.wolfbird.deviantart.com and look in the Scraps directory.
Amen.
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Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
Your exact opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
| You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
DREAD: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Peach, The Playstation, or The Window Shopper |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: moofy3 |
Nov. 8th, 2005 @ 07:49 am
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ARGH! Hate! Cocksucking shit-eating bastards! You motherfuckers, I'm going to rip off all your heads!
Swine! Eaters of babies!
I fucking hate you all (okay, maybe not *you*)!
*gets so mad she breaks something valuable*
FUCKERS! I HATE YOU!
FDGFGhmdvnsd---
*********Please excuse the intermission.
Carole is experiencing technical difficulties (mainly, she's trying to quit smoking and essentially EVERYTHING makes her mad right now. She hates her job, and she's fighting with herself at the moment so she's one angry bitch with a lust for blood).
Word of the wise, kids: don't fuck with her. Unless you like hate art (like hate mail, but worse).
Thank you for your comprehension. We are working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible.
--Icewolf
Jul. 20th, 2005 @ 07:39 pm
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A Pirate Raider
You scored 4 Honor, 4 Justice, 8 Adventure, and 8 Individuality! |
More than just the usual swabbie, you demand not only the life at sea, free from landlubbers and their rules, but also you require adventure and excitement. You're happiest when the guns are blazing, the risk high, the outcome uncertain, but the chance for reward substansial. Your kind are welcomed as allies and feared as enemies.
Put on your wooden leg and hook. You'll do just fine! |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 5% on Ninjinuity |
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You scored higher than 31% on Knightlyness |
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You scored higher than 72% on Cowboiosity |
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You scored higher than 83% on Piratical Bent |
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Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 10:19 pm
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I quit my job on Wednesday because my pet shop is fucking retarded. That's right, Aqua-Tropicale is a hellhole for animals.
They treat animals like dirt; when they get sick they have two options:
1) Get better on their own
2) Die.
Yup... Tanya the fat whore (feels so good to say that publically now!) was starving month-old kittens on Tuesday by giving them hard food which they could not eat.
So I quit... and called the SPCA.
Yup, Jerry: heads up! A health inspector will be visiting you shortly and FORCING you to bring all those sick little budgies you keep ordering to the vet. And the canaries. And possibly your kittens and puppies. And from ALL your store locations most likely.
Hey, he wanted to play hardball.
I win!
May. 26th, 2005 @ 09:30 pm
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